Aroo: The Matriarch Who Runs the Show

The morning light filters through the curtains as I stretch languidly across the human's chest, deliberately placing my paw on his face to signal breakfast time. I am Aroo – though you might occasionally hear me respond to "Arvind" due to a rather amusing case of mistaken identity.

There's a bittersweet tale behind my name. I self invited myself into my human's home the very day his dear friend Arvind bid adieu to us. Seeing a reflection of his friend in my eyes (clearly a sign of my exceptional character), he named me accordingly. Several weeks later came the somewhat startling revelation of my gender. Rather than a complete rebrand, I graciously accepted the abbreviated "Aroo" – which, between us, suits my regal demeanor perfectly.

I am, without question, the original power behind Cats of Kochi. While Bandit may hold the flashy title of "editor in mischief," everyone understands who truly runs this establishment. ~ sound of a whip in the background ~ . My business card would read "Chief Operations Officer" if I hadn't shredded it during a particularly vigorous play session last Tuesday.

My management style combines firm leadership with compassionate oversight. I ensure our human performs his duties adequately, primarily through a system of gentle reminders (sudden pounces at 5am) and positive reinforcement (purring when he correctly serves my tuna). I've also established excellent working relationships with the maid and her daughter, who understand that doorways must never be passed through without first checking if I wish to enter or exit.

When not directing operations, I can be found in elevated positions surveying my domain or sleeping on the human's belly – a practice I've perfected through diligent daily rehearsals. I maintain cordial relations with other felines, provided they acknowledge my seniority. Those requiring clarification about the hierarchy receive firm but non-violent corrections. As one visitor aptly observed while watching me delegate grooming responsibilities: "She's quite the matriarch."

I maintain impeccable personal hygiene standards – undoubtedly the most fastidious cat in our collective. My coat gleams with the dedication of someone who understands that leadership begins with carrying oneself with grace. I enjoy contemplative window sessions, observing the outside world (particularly birds) while formulating strategic plans.

Though I am happy here and like the leadership role - I'm considering career advancement a.k.a adoption opportunities in India and beyond. I would excel in a home without existing feline staff, where my organizational skills could be fully appreciated from the start. However, I would consider a package deal with Luna, my trusted lieutenant with whom I share grooming duties and recreational activities. I am fully vaccinated, spayed (Thank you Dr. George from Cochin Pet Trust).

My preferences include quality nutrition (with a particular fondness for tuna), extended rest periods, and sleeping near the human's shoulder – a position that offers both security and the perfect angle for 3am face pats when I require attention.

Now, if you'll excuse me, important business awaits – the sunbeam on the living room floor requires immediate occupation, and I've scheduled an afternoon of intensive napping followed by a twilight session of inexplicably running through the house at top speed.